This is the secret heartbreaks of David and Lauren :
ME: So, can we all share secrets? Not in a kiddy way, just you know, have fun?
David: Um, will people find out? You know, me and Lauren arnt doing the best right now...
Lauren: I will! I could get some things off my chest now, haha!
ME: Weird stare*
Lauren: My first secret, I dont know, I dont really LIKE you David.
David: OH YA! Lets break up then how about that?!?!
ME : Guys, calm down, tell me a secret David.
David : Well, I like your sister Lauren.
Lauren: She has a boyfriend you know! You cant date someone who isnt single!
David: I also have a major crush on Sarah, your best friend you idiot!
Lauren: Shut up you stupid punk! I cant believe I ever dated you in the first place! You stupid no good for anything smart as* of a punk!
ME : GUYS! STOP! BE CIVIL YOU IDIOTS! YOU SOUND LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE!
*silence*
Lauren: *crying* I have another secret to tell you.... I have been dating someone else. Its your brother, Rikki.
David : gasp*****
ME : OH MY GOD! HOW CAN YALL STILL BE DATING?!?!?!?
David : I dont know.. it seems like no one around here knows respect. *looks at Lauren*
Narrator: Now lets stop this - this story takes place at school, and many people surround them as they start to talk. Rikki comes in.
Lauren: OH GOD! See what you people did?!?! Made Rikki come over, now he knows that I have been dating you, David!
Rikki: You have been dating David?!?!!?!
Lauren : Uhh..
Rikki: I cant believe you! After all we have been through!
ME : OKAY GUYS. SETTLE IT DOWN, IF YOUR NOT PART OF THIS INTERVIEW LEAVE NOW!!!
David : Why are you yelling? Its your fault, your the one who started all of this! If its anyone, I SHOULD BE YELLING!
*silence*
Sarah and Josh walk past the group.
Sarah : Laurens best friend - the one who David likes.
Josh : Sarahs boyfriend - captain of the football team.
Sarah stops
ME : OH GOD, YOU IDIOTS, QUIT ATTRACTING PEOPLE!
Sarah : Is there a problem here? UH, whats happening? Josh, can you go for a sec? I have to deal with my "friends."
Josh: Sureeeee, okay, whatever.
| SARAH AND JOSH <3? To check out the rest of the interview, please look at our next blog! SEE YA THEN! Remember, this is HEARTBREAKS ( a true story) |
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