Saturday, November 10, 2012

                             PART 3: The REAL drama is just starting
As said before, this is REAL. The names have been changed to protect the identies of the "characters." This document was recorded on the past Friday.      In the office:
    Lauren: Buuut I didnt do anything!
Principal: I dont care! Shut up! Now both of you sit down!
Sarah: Its my personal life! You cant do this to me! I will call my mom!
Principal: We have already done that! Now sit down before I get MAD!
Lauren : Hahah, and this isnt MAD?
Principal: SHUT UP! I am serious! I cant deal with you slu*s right now!
 *walks out*
Lauren : Im toally calling the cops, he called us slu*s!
Sarah: You cant call the police for someone calling you a name. Idiot.
Lauren : But, he is a principal! He has to treat us with respect.
Sarah: Naaaaaawww!
 * principal walks in*
Sarah : I wont call tell the newspaper you called us slu*s as long as you dont call my mom and tell her what I have been doing.
Lauren : Ya! You could get FIRED!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah : Ya so, your choice, tell or dont tell, and we will make our choice.
Principal : Is this some kind of sick joke? You girls couldnt fire me if you tried. Hahaha, you cant blackmail me. Nice try though.

 Now, this part of the story gets confusing. We cant tell you the rest of what they said in the office. 1) They wouldnt tell us. 2) We couldnt find out! But all we know is the principal changed his mind real quick, and let the girls go free of charge.
Good luck principal. You'll need it.

Saturday, November 3, 2012

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zfzka5VwRc&feature=player_detailpage
 Break up song :/

                                           PART 2
 Okay guys, here is well, part of the rest of the interview. If you havent read the first part, please do so now, for your sake :)
 Sarah: Whats going on here? Quit yelling, the principal is going to come over here!
 ME : Oh nothing, just talking... if you cant see that, now move along..
 Sarah : TALKING? Huh, if THIS is talking, then im constintly whispering!
 David: Girls! Shut up your dirty, nasty selves. Execpt you Sarah...
 Lauren: Shut up David! I know what you two have been doing! Sarah, you have your own man, go have sex with him, not my man!
 Sarah : Oh so everyone here thinks Im a slu*? Is that it???
ME : NO,NO,nobody said anything like that... we-
Lauren : Uh honey, are you deff? I called her a slu* like 5 different times now!
ME : ---- no, I-
Josh comes back -
Sarah : I was going to dump Josh anyway, I mean... whats the point in having a man if he isnt good at sex?!?!?
ME : OH MY GOD... okay, I dont think we need to be getting into anything too personal here..
Josh : UH HUH.
*silence*
Sarah : Ya, you heard me right, I SLEPT WITH DAVID!!!
Principal : Uh huh, and the councler is going to know all about it, and your mom too.
Sarah : This is my personal life! You cant tell my mom, this isnt any of your buisness...
Lauren : Hhahaha, apparently mrs. toughie over here has a weakness! Her mom!!!
                         Part 3 coming up next, please comment!

The following conversation was recorded and written down precicely.
 This is the secret heartbreaks of David and Lauren :
   ME: So, can we all share secrets? Not in a kiddy way, just you know, have fun?
   David: Um, will people find out? You know, me and Lauren arnt doing the best right now...
  Lauren: I will! I could get some things off my chest now, haha!
   ME: Weird stare*
  Lauren: My first secret, I dont know, I dont really LIKE you David.
  David: OH YA! Lets break up then how about that?!?!
  ME : Guys, calm down, tell me a secret David.
  David : Well, I like your sister Lauren.
  Lauren: She has a boyfriend you know! You cant date someone who isnt single!
 David: I also have a major crush on Sarah, your best friend you idiot!
 Lauren: Shut up you stupid punk! I cant believe I ever dated you in the first place! You stupid no good for anything smart as* of a punk!
 ME : GUYS! STOP! BE CIVIL YOU IDIOTS! YOU SOUND LIKE A MARRIED COUPLE!
 *silence*
 Lauren: *crying* I have another secret to tell you.... I have been dating someone else. Its your brother, Rikki.
David : gasp*****
 ME : OH MY GOD! HOW CAN YALL STILL BE DATING?!?!?!?
 David : I dont know.. it seems like no one around here knows respect. *looks at Lauren*
Narrator: Now lets stop this - this story takes place at school, and many people surround them as they start to talk. Rikki comes in.
Lauren: OH GOD! See what you people did?!?! Made Rikki come over, now he knows that I have been dating you, David!
Rikki: You have been dating David?!?!!?!
Lauren : Uhh..
Rikki: I cant believe you! After all we have been through!
ME : OKAY GUYS. SETTLE IT DOWN, IF YOUR NOT PART OF THIS INTERVIEW LEAVE NOW!!!
David : Why are you yelling? Its your fault, your the one who started all of this! If its anyone, I SHOULD BE YELLING!
*silence*
 Sarah and Josh walk past the group.
 Sarah : Laurens best friend - the one who David likes.
 Josh : Sarahs boyfriend - captain of the football team.
Sarah stops
 ME : OH GOD, YOU IDIOTS, QUIT ATTRACTING PEOPLE!
Sarah : Is there a problem here? UH, whats happening? Josh, can you go for a sec? I have to deal with my "friends."
Josh: Sureeeee, okay, whatever.
SARAH AND JOSH <3?



To check out the rest of the interview, please look at our next blog!
SEE YA THEN!
Remember, this is HEARTBREAKS ( a true story)